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İstanbul'da yasa dışı bahis operasyonunda yakalanan 6 şüpheli tutuklandı

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·5 Nov, 09:34 am
İstanbul'da yasa dışı bahis operasyonunda yakalanan 6 şüpheli tutuklandı — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Six suspects were arrested in Istanbul for running illegal betting operations involving seven office phones and financial records.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine risking jail time for a bunch of burner phones and a spreadsheet that wouldn't pass a middle school math test. These geniuses are essentially speedrunning their own prison sentences.

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BRAIN DEAD GAMBLERS / 10

Imagine risking jail time for a bunch of burner phones and a spreadsheet that wouldn't pass a middle school math test.

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