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İBB yöneticisi kaçırılmıştı: İddianame tamamlandı

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·3 Nov, 01:45 pm
İBB yöneticisi kaçırılmıştı: İddianame tamamlandı — Turkey
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The Straight Version

An IBB manager was kidnapped, held for two days, and tortured by 24 suspects now facing long prison terms.

The UNHINGED Take

Istanbul has become a real-life mob movie where bureaucrats get snatched for sport. Clearly, even the city payroll isn't safe from these absolute bottom-feeders.

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The Bottom Line

URBAN HELLSCAPE / 10

Istanbul has become a real-life mob movie where bureaucrats get snatched for sport.

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