The Straight Version
Farmers in Göksun, Kahramanmaraş have harvested massive cabbages weighing up to 40 kilograms each.
The UNHINGED Take
Finally, a cabbage with enough mass to distract the peasants from their empty bank accounts. Unless you're feeding a small army of starving goats, this mutated green monster is just useless agricultural vanity.
The Bottom Line
OVERSIZED VEGETABLE DELUSION / 10
Finally, a cabbage with enough mass to distract the peasants from their empty bank accounts.
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Finally, a cabbage with enough mass to distract the peasants from their empty bank accounts. OVERSIZED VEGETABLE DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/tarlada-g-ren-bir-daha-bak-yor-40 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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