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İstanbul'da 8 saatlik elektrik kesintisi: BEDAŞ ilçe ilçe duyurdu

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·2 Nov, 11:09 am
İstanbul'da 8 saatlik elektrik kesintisi: BEDAŞ ilçe ilçe duyurdu — Turkey
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The Straight Version

BEDAŞ announced an 8-hour planned power outage across various Istanbul districts for Monday, November 2nd.

The UNHINGED Take

BEDAŞ treats the city like a budget motel with a faulty fuse box while we rot in the dark. Modern metropolis or glorified shanty town, they clearly lost the plot.

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THIRD WORLD INFRASTRUCTURE / 10

BEDAŞ treats the city like a budget motel with a faulty fuse box while we rot in the dark.

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BEDAŞ treats the city like a budget motel with a faulty fuse box while we rot in the dark. THIRD WORLD INFRASTRUCTURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/i-stanbulda-8-saatlik-elektrik-kesintisi-beda-il #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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