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JERUSALEM DAILY: Israel continues siege and arrests in Hebron

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 03:38 pm
JERUSALEM DAILY: Israel continues siege and arrests in Hebron — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Israel keeps on sieging Hebron, tenth day, while bombing Gaza.

The UNHINGED Take

Israel’s siege pushes Hebron to the brink, still blasting Gaza like they’re firing mixtapes, all the way waving a Zionist flag like a cocky chicken refusing a roast. The irony? They’re roasting humanity, not food.

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The Bottom Line

KILLED HUMANITY / 10

Israel’s siege pushes Hebron to the brink, still blasting Gaza like they’re firing mixtapes, all the way waving a Zionist flag like a cocky chicken refusing a roast.

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Israel’s siege pushes Hebron to the brink, still blasting Gaza like they’re firing mixtapes, all the way waving a Zionist flag like a cocky chicken refusing a roast. KILLED HUMANITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/jerusalem-daily-israel-continues-siege-and-arrests-in

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