The Straight Version
Alina Habba signed a $50m contract with the banker’s family while Trump pardoned him.
The UNHINGED Take
Alina traded justice for a $50m check while Trump tipped the banker’s family. The law became a dollar‑for‑candy deal, a nursery‑rhyme for corruption.
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The Bottom Line
HARD‑CORE CORRUPTION / 10
Alina traded justice for a $50m check while Trump tipped the banker’s family.
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Alina traded justice for a $50m check while Trump tipped the banker’s family. HARD‑CORE CORRUPTION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/trump-slams-ex-lawyers-50m-deal-with-pardoned #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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