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'MEZAR HATTI' KURMUŞLAR!

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·28 Oct, 12:51 pm
'MEZAR HATTI' KURMUŞLAR! — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Illegal grave plots were discovered being sold in a residential area of Istanbul.

The UNHINGED Take

Real estate market is so cooked that ghouls are now selling dirt holes to the living. If you need a plot that bad, just lie down in the middle of the E-5 at rush hour.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE GRAVE ROBBING 0 / 10

Real estate market is so cooked that ghouls are now selling dirt holes to the living.

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Real estate market is so cooked that ghouls are now selling dirt holes to the living. ABSOLUTE GRAVE ROBBING 0 / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/mezar-hatti-kurmu-lar #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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