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'No clear winner' from Israeli election, expert says

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 12:49 pm
'No clear winner' from Israeli election, expert says — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Analysts report no clear winner following the latest Israeli election results.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine holding a national vote just to produce a deadlock as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Israel is playing musical chairs while the whole room is already on fire.

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COLOSSAL CIRCUS ACT / 10

Imagine holding a national vote just to produce a deadlock as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

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