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Victims of Jordan’s air strikes in Syria

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 12:35 pm
Victims of Jordan’s air strikes in Syria — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Jordanian air strikes in southern Syria killed seven people, including three children.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says regional stability like turning kids into collateral damage while pretending it's a security strategy. The middle east remains a masterclass in burning down your own neighborhood just to kill a fly.

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Reaction GIF for Victims of Jordan’s air strikes in Syria

The Bottom Line

TOTAL MORAL BANKRUPTCY / 10

Nothing says regional stability like turning kids into collateral damage while pretending it's a security strategy.

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Nothing says regional stability like turning kids into collateral damage while pretending it's a security strategy. TOTAL MORAL BANKRUPTCY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/victims-of-jordans-air-strikes-in-syria #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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