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Rum basını Hristodulidis'e ateş püskürdü

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·2 Nov, 10:55 am
Rum basını Hristodulidis'e ateş püskürdü — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Greek Cypriot media is savaging Nikos Christodoulides for his endless stalling and empty promises on the Cyprus issue.

The UNHINGED Take

Nikos is a professional professional-nothing-doer, turning political stagnation into an Olympic sport while his own press realizes he is just a walking, talking decorative vase.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL VACUUM BRAIN / 10

Nikos is a professional professional-nothing-doer, turning political stagnation into an Olympic sport while his own press realizes he is just a walking, talking decorative vase.

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Nikos is a professional professional-nothing-doer, turning political stagnation into an Olympic sport while his own press realizes he is just a walking, talking decorative vase. TOTAL VACUUM BRAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/rum-bas-n-hristodulidise-ate-p-sk-rd #N

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