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Russia is selling Africa dependence disguised as partnership

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 07:25 am
Russia is selling Africa dependence disguised as partnership — Turkey
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The Straight Version

African leaders are meeting in Moscow to discuss resource deals and security partnerships with the Kremlin.

The UNHINGED Take

Moscow is trading scraps of influence for mineral wealth while African despots sell their own citizens down the river. It is a colonial rerun featuring a cheaper, griftier cast of clowns.

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The Bottom Line

COLONIAL LARP SESSION / 10

Moscow is trading scraps of influence for mineral wealth while African despots sell their own citizens down the river.

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