The Straight Version
Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi announced he will not seek a fourth term in office.
The UNHINGED Take
Sisi pretending he is stepping down is like a cockroach promising to leave the kitchen right before the lights turn back on. Enjoy the next puppet show, Egypt.

The Bottom Line
GASLIGHTING MASTERCLASS / 10
Sisi pretending he is stepping down is like a cockroach promising to leave the kitchen right before the lights turn back on.
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Sisi pretending he is stepping down is like a cockroach promising to leave the kitchen right before the lights turn back on. GASLIGHTING MASTERCLASS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/the-next-phase-of-military-rule-in-egypt #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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