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SÜRPRİZ TERCİHLER

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·6 Nov, 11:23 am
SÜRPRİZ TERCİHLER — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Sergen Yalçın replaced Vincenzo Montella as manager and overhauled the national squad for his first roster selection.

The UNHINGED Take

Sergen is swapping tactics for tequila and vibes, binning actual talent just to prove he's the biggest ego in Riva. The national team is officially a drinking game now.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL HANGOVER DISASTER / 10

Sergen is swapping tactics for tequila and vibes, binning actual talent just to prove he's the biggest ego in Riva.

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Sergen is swapping tactics for tequila and vibes, binning actual talent just to prove he's the biggest ego in Riva. COLOSSAL HANGOVER DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/s-rpri-z-terci-hler #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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