The Straight Version
Samsun'un İlkadım ilçesinde beş katlı dört binanın çatılarında gezen maymun yakalanıp, Samsun Doğa Koruma ve Milli Parklar Müdürlüğü’ne teslim edildi.
The UNHINGED Take
"Samsun’da sokakta maymun paniği: İtfaiye yakaladı" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Samsun’da sokakta maymun paniği: İtfaiye yakaladı" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Samsun’da sokakta maymun paniği: İtfaiye yakaladı" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/samsunda-sokakta-maymun-pani-i-i-tfaiye-yakalad #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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