The Straight Version
Sergen Yalçın has officially announced his squad for the upcoming UEFA Nations League matches against Belgium and France.
The UNHINGED Take
Sergen finally traded the cigarette and the late-night kebab for a tactical board he barely understands. God help our defense when he inevitably gambles the match result on a whim.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE GASP / 10
Sergen finally traded the cigarette and the late-night kebab for a tactical board he barely understands.
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Sergen finally traded the cigarette and the late-night kebab for a tactical board he barely understands. COLLECTIVE GASP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/sergen-yal-n-a-milli-tak-m-n #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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