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Spain high-speed train crash kills 68, injures over 100

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 07:32 pm
Spain high-speed train crash kills 68, injures over 100 — Turkey
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A high-speed train collision south of Madrid killed 68 people and injured scores more on Wednesday, with the toll likely to rise, authorities said, in one of Europe's deadliest such disasters this century. The second such accident to strike Spain this year will raise fresh questions about the country's rail safety, with the transport minister speaking of an "error" and "inexplicable circumstances" that led to the collision. FRANCE 24's Sarah Morris reports from Urda, south of Madrid.

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