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Which way will Israel break? Netanyahu still in it after election night surprises

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 07:34 pm
Which way will Israel break? Netanyahu still in it after election night surprises — Turkey
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The Straight Version

In Israel, the surprises only start with election night: they're still counting ballots in a vote that featured the highest turnout in decades, historic inroads by Arab parties, Benjamin Netanyahu’s worst result since 1999 and yet Israel’s longest-serving prime minister still has a path to staying in power. As we await the definitive makeup of the next parliament, our panel breaks out the calculators and pie charts: in what scenario does Netanyahu survive? Is the issue with the right-wing Likud leader or his policies?

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"Which way will Israel break? Netanyahu still in it after election night surprises" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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