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Alaska Senate candidates trade accusations ahead of election

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 11:01 am
Alaska Senate candidates trade accusations ahead of election — United States
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Alaska Senate candidates trade accusations ahead of election.

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Alaska Senate candidates trade accusations ahead of election. Each one slaps the other harder than a polar bear in a snowstorm, claiming the rival will melt the state's spirit. Now that’s politicking.

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Alaska Senate candidates trade accusations ahead of election.

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