The Straight Version
Gulf nations are scrambling to mediate between the U.S. and Iran to prevent a catastrophic regional war.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump is treating the Middle East like a pre-owned sedan he’s trying to total before the lease ends. Enjoy the global meltdown while the Saudis frantically bribe their way out of the crossfire.
The Bottom Line
APOCALYPTIC CIRCUS / 10
Trump is treating the Middle East like a pre-owned sedan he’s trying to total before the lease ends.
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Trump is treating the Middle East like a pre-owned sedan he’s trying to total before the lease ends. APOCALYPTIC CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/as-trumps-midterm-deadline-looms-gulf-countries-brace #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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