The Straight Version
Pat Murphy said he struggled to hold his bladder during Brewers' championship parade.
The UNHINGED Take
Brewers' parades normally just siphon attention; Murphy just tried to stop a dam that needed a snorkel. Fans probably thought it was a new marketing stunt.
The Bottom Line
BAD BLADDER BLOOP / 10
Brewers' parades normally just siphon attention; Murphy just tried to stop a dam that needed a snorkel.
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