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El-Sayed Clashes With Former Primary Rival Who Demanded His Apology

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·31 Oct, 04:15 am
El-Sayed Clashes With Former Primary Rival Who Demanded His Apology — United States
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The Straight Version

El‑Sayed and Rep. Haley Stevens exchanged barbed jabs, heating up Michigan Senate race.

The UNHINGED Take

El‑Sayed hurls venom, Stevens counters, both jockeying for Michigan glory while the party’s integrity gets sucked dry like a leaky faucet.

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TOTAL NOOB / 10

El‑Sayed hurls venom, Stevens counters, both jockeying for Michigan glory while the party’s integrity gets sucked dry like a leaky faucet.

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El‑Sayed hurls venom, Stevens counters, both jockeying for Michigan glory while the party’s integrity gets sucked dry like a leaky faucet. TOTAL NOOB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/el-sayed-clashes-with-former-primary-rival-who #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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