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Child’s measles death marks New York state’s first in more than 30 years amid outbreak

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Fox News·3 Nov, 02:40 am
Child’s measles death marks New York state’s first in more than 30 years amid outbreak — United States
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The Straight Version

A child in Lewis County marks New York's first measles-associated death in over 30 years as Gov. Kathy Hochul urges people to get their vaccinations.

The UNHINGED Take

"Child’s measles death marks New York state’s first in more than 30 years amid outbreak" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Child’s measles death marks New York state’s first in more than 30 years amid outbreak" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Child’s measles death marks New York state’s first in more than 30 years amid outbreak" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/childs-measles-death-marks-new-york-states-first #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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