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Deep in Trump country, a new generation reveals the divide behind Texas' tight Senate race

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Fox News·28 Oct, 10:30 am
Deep in Trump country, a new generation reveals the divide behind Texas' tight Senate race — United States
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The Straight Version

Texas Tech roommates are divided over abortion, energy policy, and living costs in the Paxton-Talarico race.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine letting your shitty dorm room dynamic dictate the fate of a state while pretending your opinion on oil futures actually matters. Peak Texas brainrot in a two-bedroom apartment.

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COLLECTIVE IQ FAILURE / 10

Imagine letting your shitty dorm room dynamic dictate the fate of a state while pretending your opinion on oil futures actually matters.

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Imagine letting your shitty dorm room dynamic dictate the fate of a state while pretending your opinion on oil futures actually matters. COLLECTIVE IQ FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/deep-in-trump-country-a-new-generation-reveals #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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