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Democrats Show Strength in Final Days of Race for the Senate, New Polls Find

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·2 Nov, 07:49 am
Democrats Show Strength in Final Days of Race for the Senate, New Polls Find — United States
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The Straight Version

New York Times/Siena polls show Democrats leading or tied in several key Senate race battleground states.

The UNHINGED Take

The establishment media is inhaling terminal levels of hopium to keep the DC donor class from jumping off the roof. These poll numbers are just fan fiction for people who hate sleep.

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COLLECTIVE DELUSION / 10

The establishment media is inhaling terminal levels of hopium to keep the DC donor class from jumping off the roof.

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