The Straight Version
New York Times/Siena polls show Democrats leading or tied in several key Senate race battleground states.
The UNHINGED Take
The establishment media is inhaling terminal levels of hopium to keep the DC donor class from jumping off the roof. These poll numbers are just fan fiction for people who hate sleep.

The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE DELUSION / 10
The establishment media is inhaling terminal levels of hopium to keep the DC donor class from jumping off the roof.
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The establishment media is inhaling terminal levels of hopium to keep the DC donor class from jumping off the roof. COLLECTIVE DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/democrats-show-strength-in-final-days-of-race #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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