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Ryanair may freeze workers' pay and raise fares on higher fuel prices

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Reuters Top News·2 Nov, 08:33 am
Ryanair may freeze workers' pay and raise fares on higher fuel prices — United States
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens to freeze staff pay and hike ticket prices due to rising fuel costs.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O’Leary is blaming global geopolitics for his own greed while his cabin crew works for peanuts. Imagine using an actual war as a pathetic cover to squeeze every last cent out of passengers.

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The Bottom Line

CORPORATE PARASITE TRASH / 10

Michael O’Leary is blaming global geopolitics for his own greed while his cabin crew works for peanuts.

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Michael O’Leary is blaming global geopolitics for his own greed while his cabin crew works for peanuts. CORPORATE PARASITE TRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/ryanair-may-freeze-workers-pay-and-raise-fares #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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