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Popular Australian children's author jailed over child exploitation offences

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Reuters Top News·2 Nov, 08:03 am
Popular Australian children's author jailed over child exploitation offences — United States
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The Straight Version

Australian children's author Craig Silvey has pleaded guilty to serious child exploitation offences following a police raid.

The UNHINGED Take

Turns out the guy writing bedtime stories for kids was the absolute biggest monster in the room. This sick creep deserves to rot in a cage until he turns to dust.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE FILTH / 10

Turns out the guy writing bedtime stories for kids was the absolute biggest monster in the room.

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Turns out the guy writing bedtime stories for kids was the absolute biggest monster in the room. ABSOLUTE FILTH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/popular-australian-childrens-author-jailed-over-child-exploitation #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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