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Division among US Democrats over Schumer’s leadership role

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 06:53 pm
Division among US Democrats over Schumer’s leadership role — United States
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The Straight Version

Democrats split over Schumer's role, voters demanding new leadership.

The UNHINGED Take

Schumer’s shenanigans cost Democrats an Airbnb for a new boss, while the powerful party’s cat‑walkers trample morals like a discarded tote bag.

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The Bottom Line

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Schumer’s shenanigans cost Democrats an Airbnb for a new boss, while the powerful party’s cat‑walkers trample morals like a discarded tote bag.

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Schumer’s shenanigans cost Democrats an Airbnb for a new boss, while the powerful party’s cat‑walkers trample morals like a discarded tote bag. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/division-among-us-democrats-over-schumers-leadership-role #NZElection202

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