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France: High schools blocked again as students reject government responses as 'meaningless'

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 12:51 pm
France: High schools blocked again as students reject government responses as 'meaningless' — United States
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The Straight Version

French students are blockading schools and universities again, rejecting the government's recent policy responses as entirely insufficient.

The UNHINGED Take

France is just LARPing a revolution again while their future leaders throw a tantrum because their free lunch isn't fancy enough. Put the croissants down and go to class you absolute muppets.

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PROFESSIONAL PROTESTER LIFESTYLE / 10

France is just LARPing a revolution again while their future leaders throw a tantrum because their free lunch isn't fancy enough.

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France is just LARPing a revolution again while their future leaders throw a tantrum because their free lunch isn't fancy enough. PROFESSIONAL PROTESTER LIFESTYLE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/france-high-schools-blocked-again-as-students-reject #NZElection2026 #Unh

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