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Workers strike across France, hundreds of thousands expected to protest

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 12:21 pm
Workers strike across France, hundreds of thousands expected to protest — United States
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The Straight Version

Hundreds of thousands of French workers are striking nationwide to demand higher wages and economic reforms.

The UNHINGED Take

France is once again burning because the locals would rather torch their own economy than work a shift without a baguette-fueled tantrum. It is the world’s most expensive temper tantrum.

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The Bottom Line

PROFESSIONAL SURRENDER MONKEYS / 10

France is once again burning because the locals would rather torch their own economy than work a shift without a baguette-fueled tantrum.

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France is once again burning because the locals would rather torch their own economy than work a shift without a baguette-fueled tantrum. PROFESSIONAL SURRENDER MONKEYS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/workers-strike-across-france-hundreds-of-thousands-expected #NZElec

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