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Eagles' Saquon Barkley says NFL directed him to sell stake in prediction market platform

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Fox News·29 Oct, 01:21 am
Eagles' Saquon Barkley says NFL directed him to sell stake in prediction market platform — United States
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The Straight Version

Saquon Barkley revealed he had to give up his Polymarket equity stake due to NFL gambling rules that bar players from prediction market ties.

The UNHINGED Take

"Eagles Saquon Barkley says NFL directed him to sell stake in prediction market platform" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Eagles Saquon Barkley says NFL directed him to sell stake in prediction market platform" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Eagles Saquon Barkley says NFL directed him to sell stake in prediction market platform" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/eagles-saquon-barkley-says-nfl-directed-him-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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