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Eight killed in series of shootings in western Turkey

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Reuters Top News·5 Nov, 07:32 pm
Eight killed in series of shootings in western Turkey — United States
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Eight killed in series of shootings in western Turkey.

The UNHINGED Take

Four cars, eight bodies, Turkey's obvious guns problem. Politicians spin shots while civilians die—funny? Not.

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MINDLESS BULLET TRIGGERS / 10

Four cars, eight bodies, Turkey's obvious guns problem.

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