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Newsom Commutes the Sentences of California’s 548 Death Row Inmates

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·5 Nov, 07:28 pm
Newsom Commutes the Sentences of California’s 548 Death Row Inmates — United States
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The Straight Version

Gov. Gavin Newsom, in one of his last acts, commuted the sentences of all prisoners with death sentences, calling capital punishment morally objectionable. That’s about a quarter of death sentences nationwide.

The UNHINGED Take

"Newsom Commutes the Sentences of California’s 548 Death Row Inmates" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Newsom Commutes the Sentences of California’s 548 Death Row Inmates" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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