The Straight Version
Holiday airfare jumps to $402 Thanksgiving, $452 Christmas, 10-year high, driven by jet fuel.
The UNHINGED Take
Fed Airlines hawked souls for $400 and $500, playing God while jet fuel puppeteers stole the dough. Hell's wallets keep getting emptied.
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The Bottom Line
CHEAP HOLIDAY ROT / 10
Fed Airlines hawked souls for $400 and $500, playing God while jet fuel puppeteers stole the dough.
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Fed Airlines hawked souls for $400 and $500, playing God while jet fuel puppeteers stole the dough. CHEAP HOLIDAY ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/holiday-airfare-hits-10-year-high-as-thanksgiving #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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