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Intel’s Shares Plunge 20% as A.I. Hinders Some Parts of Its Business

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·29 Oct, 09:17 pm
Intel’s Shares Plunge 20% as A.I. Hinders Some Parts of Its Business — United States
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The Straight Version

The chipmaker, whose largest investor is the U.S. government, reported that the A.I. boom’s domino effect had hurt sales to personal computer makers.

The UNHINGED Take

"Intel’s Shares Plunge 20% as A.I. Hinders Some Parts of Its Business" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Intel’s Shares Plunge 20% as A.I.

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