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Judge grills AG’s office in Cornell sex assault case as ex-frat bro’s lawyer demands ouster over alleged bias

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Fox News·29 Oct, 09:22 pm
Judge grills AG’s office in Cornell sex assault case as ex-frat bro’s lawyer demands ouster over alleged bias — United States
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The Straight Version

Defense attorneys argue Letitia James' social media posts show pre-existing bias in the reopened Cornell University gang rape criminal investigation.

The UNHINGED Take

"Judge grills AG’s office in Cornell sex assault case as ex-frat bro’s lawyer demands ouster over alleged bias" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Judge grills AG’s office in Cornell sex assault case as ex-frat bro’s lawyer demands ouster over alleged bias" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Judge grills AG’s office in Cornell sex assault case as ex-frat bro’s lawyer demands ouster over alleged bias" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/judge-grills-ags-office-in-cornell-sex-assault #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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