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Jon Lovitz reacts to Crystal Hefner's label as Playboy's 'No. 1 customer'

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Fox News·29 Oct, 01:48 am
Jon Lovitz reacts to Crystal Hefner's label as Playboy's 'No. 1 customer' — United States
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The Straight Version

Jon Lovitz responded with humor after Crystal Hefner called the comedian Playboy's "No. 1customer" on the "Lisa Guerrero Unleashed" podcast.

The UNHINGED Take

"Jon Lovitz reacts to Crystal Hefners label as Playboys No. 1 customer" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Jon Lovitz reacts to Crystal Hefners label as Playboys No.

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