The Straight Version
Lebanese footballer Celine Haidar survived an Israeli airstrike, returned from coma, coaching again.
The UNHINGED Take
Israel dropped bombs like a kid's party; Celine Haidar still kicks soil instead of bullets.
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The Bottom Line
ARRESTED ABSURDITY / 10
Israel dropped bombs like a kid's party; Celine Haidar still kicks soil instead of bullets.
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