The Straight Version
Jean-Luc Mélenchon unveiled a 2027 campaign platform that slashes costs, raises minimum wage, and cuts retirement age.
The UNHINGED Take
Melenchon markets France like a bargain bin: up the wage, cut the age, price‑freeze essentials, and watch the economy vomit over the fiscal rosary. Welcome to a nightmare buffet.
The Bottom Line
PITCH BLACK ECON / 10
Melenchon markets France like a bargain bin: up the wage, cut the age, price‑freeze essentials, and watch the economy vomit over the fiscal rosary.
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Melenchon markets France like a bargain bin: up the wage, cut the age, price‑freeze essentials, and watch the economy vomit over the fiscal rosary. PITCH BLACK ECON / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/we-must-change-everything-french-far-left-leader #NZElection2026 #Unhin
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