The Straight Version
Al Jazeera breaks down the Michigan Senate showdown between Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching these two suits fight for Michigan is like choosing which flavor of bland poison kills your political soul faster. A career swamp creature versus a policy wonk, both destined to accomplish absolutely nothing.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Watching these two suits fight for Michigan is like choosing which flavor of bland poison kills your political soul faster.
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