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Parties End the Midterm Election With Their Closing Arguments

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·2 Nov, 01:23 pm
Parties End the Midterm Election With Their Closing Arguments — United States
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Republicans send dire warnings as Congress control teeters; Democrats focus on affordability, corruption, and Trump.

The UNHINGED Take

"Parties End the Midterm Election With Their Closing Arguments" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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"Parties End the Midterm Election With Their Closing Arguments" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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