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Senator Chris Murphy Is ‘Awake and Alert’ After Suffering a Stroke

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·1 Nov, 07:02 pm
Senator Chris Murphy Is ‘Awake and Alert’ After Suffering a Stroke — United States
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The Straight Version

The Connecticut senator, who has been campaigning for fellow Democrats, has been viewed as a potential candidate for president in 2028.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Senator Chris Murphy Is ‘Awake and Alert’ After Suffering a Stroke: "Senator Chris Murphy Is ‘Awake and Alert’ After Suffering a Stroke". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Senator Chris Murphy Is ‘Awake and Alert’ After Suffering a Stroke: "Senator Chris Murphy Is ‘Awake and Alert’ After Suffering a Stroke".

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