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Spain rail crash came after train ordered to go in error: minister

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 10:30 pm
Spain rail crash came after train ordered to go in error: minister — United States
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The Straight Version

A rail collision in Spain that claimed at least 68 lives on Wednesday came after a train was ordered to go in "error" despite a technical failure that halted all services, the transport minister said. The first findings about the accident in the central region of Castilla-La Mancha are likely to revive questions about rail safety in Spain after another high-speed collision in January killed 46 people. FRANCE 24's James Vasina reports.

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"Spain rail crash came after train ordered to go in error: minister" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

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