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Stocks Erase Post-Midterm Elections Rally, Dragged Down by Tech

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·5 Nov, 06:57 pm
Stocks Erase Post-Midterm Elections Rally, Dragged Down by Tech — United States
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The Straight Version

S&P 500 plunged, tech dragging, AI doubts fanning fire.

The UNHINGED Take

Tech tycoons puff patents while their stocks bleed; investors call it AI, but it's just paper dreams corroding in a corporate landfill.

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Corporate landfill rot / 10

Tech tycoons puff patents while their stocks bleed; investors call it AI, but it's just paper dreams corroding in a corporate landfill.

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Tech tycoons puff patents while their stocks bleed; investors call it AI, but it's just paper dreams corroding in a corporate landfill. Corporate landfill rot / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/stocks-erase-post-midterm-elections-rally-dragged-down #NZElection2026 #Unhin

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