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Supreme Court to Hear Catholic Schools’ Challenge to Colorado Aid Rules

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·3 Nov, 10:03 am
Supreme Court to Hear Catholic Schools’ Challenge to Colorado Aid Rules — United States
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The Straight Version

Catholic preschools challenge Colorado's funding policy for not admitting LGBTQ families.

The UNHINGED Take

Holy block‑baiting elitists, you pile onions on children thirsty for growth. Supreme Court's timer ticking, but your shit‑faced vaults already ate the kids.

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MCDONALD'S HYPOCROSIS / 10

Holy block‑baiting elitists, you pile onions on children thirsty for growth.

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