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The Many Meanings of James Talarico’s Winning Cowboy Boots

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·6 Nov, 02:25 am
The Many Meanings of James Talarico’s Winning Cowboy Boots — United States
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The Straight Version

James Talarico won Texas with his cowboy boot swagger.

The UNHINGED Take

Talarico's boot‑blessed win is a parody of Whitehall; Texas laughed, buying politicians’ brand of weird theatrics.

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POLITICAL RIDICULE / 10

Talarico's boot‑blessed win is a parody of Whitehall; Texas laughed, buying politicians’ brand of weird theatrics.

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