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Tim Scott declares alleged 'Decoy Dan' plot a 'criminal offense' as DOJ investigation rocks Alaska

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Fox News·1 Nov, 12:32 pm
Tim Scott declares alleged 'Decoy Dan' plot a 'criminal offense' as DOJ investigation rocks Alaska — United States
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The Straight Version

Tim Scott claims vindication after DOJ subpoenas regarding an alleged Decoy Dan scheme in the Alaska Senate race.

The UNHINGED Take

Timmy is celebrating a federal investigation like he won the lottery instead of just admitting his own backyard is a toxic circus of incompetent grifters.

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CERTIFIED DUMPSTER FIRE / 10

Timmy is celebrating a federal investigation like he won the lottery instead of just admitting his own backyard is a toxic circus of incompetent grifters.

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Timmy is celebrating a federal investigation like he won the lottery instead of just admitting his own backyard is a toxic circus of incompetent grifters. CERTIFIED DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/tim-scott-declares-alleged-decoy-dan-plot-a #NZElection20

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