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Trump calls Iran conflict a 'soft war,' insists US holds the cards ahead of midterm elections

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Fox News·3 Nov, 02:47 am
Trump calls Iran conflict a 'soft war,' insists US holds the cards ahead of midterm elections — United States
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The Straight Version

Trump branding the Iran engagement a 'soft war' right after the US hit Qeshm Island.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump says it's a soft war while the US blows up Qeshm like a fireworks show for cheap smiles. The world gets a front‑row seat to incompetence, and the election's copy‑cat frenzy is next.

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The Bottom Line

WORTHLESS BRAIN / 10

Trump says it's a soft war while the US blows up Qeshm like a fireworks show for cheap smiles.

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Trump says it's a soft war while the US blows up Qeshm like a fireworks show for cheap smiles. WORTHLESS BRAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/trump-calls-iran-conflict-a-soft-war-insists #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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