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Ukraine says air alert system hacked after false radiation warning in Kyiv

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Fox News·2 Nov, 01:10 am
Ukraine says air alert system hacked after false radiation warning in Kyiv — United States
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The Straight Version

Ukraine's Air Force admits hack sent false radiation alerts to Kyiv.

The UNHINGED Take

Forty‑second hack hits Kyiv, turning brain‑freeze into filler. Hackers think they’re sky‑sirens, while the sky remains safe.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED HACKER / 10

Forty‑second hack hits Kyiv, turning brain‑freeze into filler.

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Forty‑second hack hits Kyiv, turning brain‑freeze into filler. CERTIFIED HACKER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/ukraine-says-air-alert-system-hacked-after-false #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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