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US strikes Iranian island ahead of midterm elections

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Reuters Top News·3 Nov, 10:37 am
US strikes Iranian island ahead of midterm elections — United States
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The Straight Version

US officials described the attacks on Qeshm Island as limited and defensive, according to CBS, the BBC's US partner.

The UNHINGED Take

"US strikes Iranian island ahead of midterm elections" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"US strikes Iranian island ahead of midterm elections" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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