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Who decides the US midterms?

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 10:56 am
Who decides the US midterms? — United States
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The Straight Version

Al Jazeera reports that nearly half of eligible American voters consistently abstain from participating in midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine living in the supposed beacon of democracy and treating your vote like a gym membership you never use. Half the country is essentially cheering for their own slow-motion national train wreck.

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CIVIC DECAY / 10

Imagine living in the supposed beacon of democracy and treating your vote like a gym membership you never use.

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